Can't Buy Me Love! (Beatles VN)
A downloadable game
November 1963, a turbulent time for the United Kingdom and the world itself. Four Mop Top lads from Liverpool, in their full digital glory, just waiting to make your acquaintance!
Lots of historical fun facts, era accurate sets and sprites, japes, blatant disrespect and MORE! Can YOU get all four endings?
Note: The game is 16+ due to language and suggestive content. Nothing explicit is shown, and the overall tone is too bizarre to be considered sensual, but this is your warning.
There is no Ringo ending. Apologies to all Ringo fans. I simply don't know enough about him and his personality to write a Ringo route.
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I downloaded itch on a chrome book to play this, but it won't let me install it "no compatible downloads found" but it will let me install other games so i don't know whats up :(
i need that beetle lovin' from 1963 Paul ASAP
It was so fun and bizarre!! I could get all 4 endings, it´s almost 3 am here so I must say this kept me entertained and... YOUR ART IS AMAZING OMGGGG, KEEP GOING WITH THIS!!
When I try to download this game, it comes up with "no compatible downloads were found." I'm not sure how to fix this, does someone know?
hey i think im having some trouble with the pc file, as its not showing up in the app after i downloaded it from the site, but i also cannot download it in the app either?
im having the same trouble and i just wanted to say i love your pf
omg hiii, tthankyouuu, love yours too yay
This scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. The art style… the interjections about Paul’s suspended drivers license… I’m obsessed. I want more. An expanded version, a sequel, anything. I love you.
i was literally looking for something to entertain myself and then i thought “why isn’t there anything about the beatles on here?” AND SECONDS AFTER LOOKING IN THE COMEDY TAG THIS WONDER CAME UP, IT EVEN SCARED ME, it literally came to me and i’m happy about it, paul’s ending left me laughing so hard and i hope to find out the rest. i’m not even into visual novels and my english sucks (sorry if i wrote something wrong), but this game is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever played WITHOUT A DOUBT!!!
do you plan to add any more to this game? if yes can i give you money to add more to the game? really very much liked this game a lot
also your art is very beautiful i mean stunning
I am considering a second game, though still in very early stages.
i love this game!!! John ending 3x so far
this is so good. There should be a mclennon ending
Playing this game I laughed harder than I have in a long time, you seriously deserve an award for this 🫶
THIS GAME IS SO UNDERRATED?? 😍😍
I want my baby Ringo ending!!!
where the FUCK is the Ringo ending... i wept at the lack of my best friend Ring. But very goof game i laughed very hard the whole time :-)
How do i Download it on my phone?
i made an account just to comment on this masterpiece. this game made me scream from laughter. thank you so much for making this.
LMAOO I got the George ending (which made me very happy!!! He is my favourite!!!) But then I got curious to see what Paul's ending was, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
I cannot breathe this was my first time playing and i got the Paul ending and i love this so much i was dying during the entirety of it the Beatles shouldve 100% done with the four virgins album
vvv had to download the pc version
ringo justic
why it says I have no compatible downloads? My laptop's file extractor are not accessible for the game,but the app can't either.English isn't my mother language,I can't understand complex computer academic English,I am so saddd ;(
By gum, the lack of a Ringo ending has me absolutely peeved!
Good gum.
friend reply says: "Absolutely glorious game. best imagery i've ever layed eyes on.. This game must be put in a museum.. best game of this century.. Huzzah!"
THIS GAME FUCKS ABSURDLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me encanto. FINAL DE RINGO PLEASEEE
PLEASEEEE PORT THE GAME FOR 32 BITS I BEG YOU
It looks so funny and the artworks are incredible! Sadly, I found myself unable to enjoy this absolute work of art due to the fact that the game is not available for us 32 bit users :(
made an account only to pls beg u to make this available on mobile i need it so bad
i made an account only to respond to you and agree
oh my god this was so good
everyone must experience this game
bro i'm so not like other girls (fr tho this game is so skibidi)
Genuinely one of the most entertaining visual novels I've seen in a long time. Shared with all the girls at skool. Secret ending is me kissin ya for making this game. 😳
blushing.... uuuh
I made an account just to praise this game! Very funny! hopefully there will be a chrome download sometime soon, no pressure though. Keep going what you do girl
this was one of the funniest games i've played in my life. the dev has banger beatles takes and i loved my john ending. 5/5 :D
the obscure fucking references to specific events with their dates and everything got me sooooo good i Loved This. george being the best one as it always should too.... what a masterpiece
They're not obscure to me!! Railing color of 57 Green Street Beatle flat Autumn 1963 you will always be important to me.
when I saw I couldn't play it my depression heightened to an extreme <\3 #livelaughcry
I love this
i made an account EXCLUSIVELY to ask this question. my fiancée and i downloaded this and are absolutely pissing ourselves over it (just like regular human female girls with head hair), and we have to know…what nationality are you? there’s a lot of delicious colonized hostility, and we just have to know lol
thank you!! this game phucques.
I'm American, clearly, Britain's greatest rival. Though I'm not purebread American technically, on both sides. There's a clue to one of them in the hallway cg! Granted, my mother's country was not colonized by Britian. They bloody tried, and we BEAT EM!!!
thank you because “sickly englishman” and “english candy…” had us rolling, her being of close french/italian descent and me being purebred celt…the hatred is in our blood, my brother ✊
10/10. Ringo ending PLEASE
I feel like the game deserves a longer version, it's fun XD
Please let us chromebook people be able to download it PLEASE I SEE IT ALL OVER MY FYP AND I NEED IT